Collection Of Quotes & Sayings

[AhmadF]

"We oppose the reactionary policies of the U.S. government but we do not oppose the American people. We want to have many good friends in the United States." - Eternal Leader Of DPR Korea, Kim Jong Il

Now hear AhmadF version.... 
"We oppose the reactionary policies of the U.S. government but we do not oppose the American people. We want to have many good friends in the United States, especially hot babes"

[AhmadF]

"Advertising is legalized lying."
- H. G. Wells

[greg67]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Nuff said
Greg

[AhmadF]

"A Ruler usually appoints people to watch over their subjects. I appoint you as a watcher over me and my behaviour. If you find me at fault in word or action guide me and stop me from doing it."

- Caliph Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz

Great Leader 

[subha1234]

"Man needs his difficulties because they are necessary to enjoy success."

A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

[AhmadF]

Surrounding myself with beautiful women keeps me young.
-Hugh Hefner

[hunk]

“Never let your fear decide your fate.”
AWOLNATION, "Kill Your Heroes"

[AhmadF]

"All I do is have fun. When I'm not working, it's about making people laugh. I love making jokes about things. Even when someone's mad at me, I'll deflect anger with humor. My days are filled with laughter. If I'm not laughing, I'm not happy." - Drew Fuller


 

[AhmadF]

"Everyone makes their own comments. That's how rumors get started.
.....I guess rumors are more exciting than the truth". -Venus Williams

[AhmadF]

"Love, friendship and respect do not unite people as much as a common hatred for something".
- Anton Chekhov