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1-2-3
« on: April 19, 2009, 07:26:37 PM »
On my 65th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife.  The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the medicine man and wondered what would happen next.

      The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.'  When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

    I was encouraged. As I walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"  "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded.  "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
 
       I was very eager to see if it worked so I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

      Immediately, I was the manliest of men. My wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

      And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition!

ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!!




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Re: 1-2-3
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2009, 11:18:42 PM »
lol that was prety funny, I didn't get it until read it a second time though. 1-2-3 for  :D

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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 10:08:48 AM »
haha, that would be horrible

 

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