Blonde Jokes

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A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in
      first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane
      checking the ticket stubs of each passenger to make sure they were all in
      the right seats. When she got to the Blonde woman she noticed that it was
      for Coach seating, not first class. She tells the woman, "You're ticket
      says coach maam and we have a full flight today. I'm going to have to ask
      you to move." To which the blonde replies, "You don't understand, I'm
      blonde, beautiful, I'm going to L.A. and I'm getting there in first
      class." Confused, the stewardess gets her supervisor. Again, she tells the
      woman that she must move. Again, the blonde replies, "You don't
      understand, I'm blonde, beautiful, I'm going to L.A. and I'm getting there
      in first class." Also confused, they go get the captain. He tells the
      woman that she must move. The blonde starts to say, "You don't understand,
      I'm blonde, beautiful..." when he interrupts and asks, "Can I whisper
      something in your ear?" "Sure" she replies and he proceeds to whisper
      something in her ear. Suddenly she gets up and goes back to coach seating
      with a look of surprise on her face. The flight attendants are startled.
      "How did you get her to move?" "I told her that first class wasn't going
      to L.A."

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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As
      the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find
      that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down
      his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs.
      "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"