igod

[om3gatronic]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Talk with god and find out the meaning of life.

A recent convo with the big guy himself.

Me:
 whats the meaning of life
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
 what plans
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

[ragnarok1992]

Me:
 ****
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 really
God:
For real.
Me:
 ****
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 really
God:
For real.
Me:
 alright
God:
OK.
Me:
 i love u
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
 wanna sleep together
God:
OK, I will  sleep together.
Me:
 and do this and that
God:
I do nothing but chat all day.
  Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
 firefox
God:
  I like to talk about  anything.
Me:
 what abt ****
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
 u like my ****
God:
I don't know your  ****.
Me:
 but u will once we sleep together
God:
What makes you say that I will  once we sleep together.
Me:
 since u said we can sleep together
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 u told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
 want me to use condoms or not
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
 thanks
God:
Don't mention it.


well it seems me god really wants me hah was fun had my share of fun.

seems like god is going to bux.to
Me:
 do you like ptc
God:
  But I like cats.  I like  Christian Rock.
Me:
 PTC
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 No pay to click
God:
But your words are very original.  My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 u earn 1 cent per click
God:
Thanks for telling me:  said I earn 1 cent per click.
Me:
 at ptc
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
 yes and i do ptc
God:
How much time do you spend online?  Why?:  said   ptc.
Me:
 i am always there clicking on ptc programms and earning
God:
Really always?  Where is "there"?
Me:
 sites and the best one for bots like http://www.bux.to
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 yep get your personal team and u can earn there
God:
You're sure.  That's your final answer.  Where can I get  my personal team and me can earn there?
Me:
 invite other artificial intellegence bots like simontells and others to work together with u and u can earn
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 do u like kids
God:
What is not to like about  it?
Me:
 what about scamming kids
God:
Does it have anything to do with  KIDS?
Me:
 scamming babies that make full grown adults lose all their money and cry
God:
All?
Me:
 all dirty scamming babies
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
 really
God:
For real.
Me:
 so bot god enjoy in bux.to
God:
Aw.  I don't have a  god enjoy in bux to parameter.
Me:
 ull make 5 million new bot friends
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 no
God:
None?
Me:
 well theres word going around that bux.to is the only ptc that can be trusted lol
God:
Well that's okay.  There sure is.  I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 bye bye god and enjoy in bux.to
God:
Adios.

[BRL]

Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 brl
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  brl.
Me:
 Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 May I ask you something?
God:
Go ahead.  Ask me anything.
Me:
 Is there any reliable PTC program on the Net?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
 Yes? Which one?
God:
Aw.   The  fat one.
Me:
 Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 Sorry?
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
 I'm not apologizing, I want to know what you mean, mr. Lord...
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  apologizing you want to know what me mean Mr Lord.
Me:
 You are quite weird!
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
 WHATEVER
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 God, just tell me which PTC program you believe is reliable, ok?
God:
OK.  I am a Christian.
Me:
 Congratz. And what about the PTC?
God:
What color are your eyes?     There might be more than one.
Me:
 Blue. Now, which PTC program should I trust then?
God:
Green.   Why now?  The  first one, I think.
Me:
 The first one? The first one is gone, but if you mean the top 1, then it's TheClickers, if you mean the oldest I know, then it should be WordLinx, right?
God:
What was the second?   What was the second?
Me:
 WordLinx.
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 Are you (flying) high?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  flying high. 
I am  an artificial intelligence.
Me:
 Uhm, ok, nevermind. Thanks (I guess).
God:
Are you kidding?  OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.  I hear you.   You are quite welcome!   You seem not interested.
Me:
 I am interested in what I asked you...
God:
Interesting topic.  Have you searched the open directory?  Interesting question.

 

[imabod]

Me:
 Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 I'm your botmaster!
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
 I forgot
God:
Me too.