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[Rich Greenback]

[StalkingButler the III]

LMAO!!.......speaking of prescription drugz......*runs to medicine cabinet* , hey the smiley kinda reminds me of hillary.....

[Rich Greenback]

LMAO!!.......speaking of prescription drugz......*runs to medicine cabinet* , hey the smiley kinda reminds me of hillary.....

LOL!  She does resemble that smiley, come to think of it.     

[Rich Greenback]

Latest Archaeological Discovery Believed To Be 10,000 Year Old Remains Of First Politician

Breaking News From National Geographic Magazine....

Reporter - Pam Eaton - Frankenmuth Michigan

An archaeological team, digging in Washington DC, has recently uncovered the 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the one of the first ancient politicians to have ruled some 10,000 years ago. Although the team is not 100% certain, based on the the few clues that have been uncovered thus far combined with the physical positioning of the skeletal remains, all indications point to the fact that this assumption is valid.

Lead Archaeologist Hans Mcgworkin could not be reached for comment at the time of release, but a spokesman for the team, speaking on condition of anonymity is quoted as saying that "It is 99.9% certain that what we have discovered is in fact one of the first politicians known to man based on the existing evidence that is currently available."

Further investigations and research are underway, the results of which will be released as they become available....



EDIT:  We could apply this same picture to certain PTC site owners.     

[Rich Greenback]

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That' s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer 's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

[BRL]

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

LOLOLOL!!!     

Oh God... So #&%$"% funny!

 

[stalky]

 

[Rich Greenback]

"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend
it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to
India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico,
Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan, and none of it will
help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still
produced in US. I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help!"

--- Eliot Spitzer (former Governor, New York)

[BRL]

to spend it on prostitutes and beer

Wise man.

 

[Rich Greenback]

Many of us who have been involved with several programs on the net will be able to relate to this song (a parody of Johnny Cash's I've Been Everywhere) - enjoy  :  http://ia311534.us.archive.org/1/items/Ive_Spent_Everywhere_2/IveSpentEverywhere.mp3