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[BRL]

Hahahaha!

I love it!     

[askaninja]

knock knock

[Rich Greenback]

knock knock

Who's there?    

[askaninja]

iraq and iran

[Rich Greenback]

iraq and iran

Iraq and Iran who?

[askaninja]

i racked up the car and i ran all the way over

thanks for playing along with me rich,,,...........lmao

[Rich Greenback]

thanks for playing along with me rich,,,...........lmao

You just hijacked my funnies thread ... thank you for the corny knock knock joke, though.    

[Rich Greenback]

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[Rich Greenback]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.  Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange divorce for him.  The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I meant what is the foundation of this case?
It's made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.  Does either of you have a real grudge?
No,we have carport, and not need one.

I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
 
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
 
What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"

[imabod]

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Thank you Mr. Rich!