Selling my signature !!

[Noobomb]

I'm just like a walking advertising , so anyone who wants to buy my signature slot ? My package is like this :

1. One day package - USD 0.04 ( 4 cent per day )
2. Five day package - USD 0.18 ( 3.6 cent per day )
3. Ten day package - USD 0.32 ( 3.2 cent per day )
4. Fiveteen day package - USD 0.44 ( 2.93 cent per day )
5. A month package - USD 0.78 ( 2.6 cent per day )
6. Rent for a whole life - USD 1.50

Every package is up to a link and about 70 character to say.
Every bonus 10 character will be charged 0.1 cent per day per 10 character